December 2009
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“About suffering they were never wrong,
The Old Masters; how well, they...”
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Col. Hans Landa: [giddy] That's a bingo!
[Aldo and Utivich stare at him in confusion]
Col. Hans Landa: Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo?"
Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say "bingo".
Col. Hans Landa: Ahhh! BINGO! What fun! But, I digress. Where were we?
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Old School Jokes From First Year of College
Waldo (using the same dumb killer bee "joke" he'd been using all spring): Oh they didn't tell you about the killer be problem in this building.
Me: Every bee is a killer bee. If you're... like really allergic to bees.
The Moral: Evidently a Phd does not exempt you from being served by a sassy 18 year old.
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