May 2013
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May 22nd
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Amy and I are in my room with the ceiling light on...
Mom (unscrewing one of the light bulbs with her good hand): No wonder it's so dark in here! I'll tell Dad to pick up some more lights.
Amy: You probably shouldn't mess around with those while it's turned on.
Mom: Why not?
Me: It's electric!
Both (Pause. The sisters exchange a look): BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 11th
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Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me... →
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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That awkward moment when you don't understand what...
sodamnrelatable: ALLL THE TIME 
May 9th
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“So, you know, I figured it was a... →
Charles Ramsey in a singular interview showed us a few things: 1) If you see something, say something, and DO SOMETHING. 2) Feminism lives in our cultural fabric when your neighbor sees you embroiled in a perceived domestic violence conflict, and he intervenes. He won’t look away, he’ll find the courage and reinforcements to break down the door to get you out. There are too many instances where we...
May 9th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
24 posts
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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colormecurvy: I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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iflybikes: When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.” You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Apr 21st
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jehancombefeyrac: george blagden is going to kill me
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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“Stop telling women that we should find ourselves beautiful and that we should...”
– Elyse Mofo, “Don’t Tell Me to Love My Body”  (via monkeyknifefight)
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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arduousequinox: tsundaenerys: game of thrones hogwarts au jon snow puts on the sorting hat “ahh, you must be ned stark’s bastard”
Apr 13th
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lordgreasy: me when the strokes finally decide to go on tour
Apr 12th
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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
Apr 12th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 7th
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targaryns: *jon snow travels to outer space*  aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard
Apr 1st
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“I think the big difference between the Tyrells and the Lannisters is that the...”
– Natalie Dormer [x] (via jaimelannister) I’m so emotionally invested in Margaery Tyerll that it’s a little bit embarrassing (via khaleesi)
Apr 1st
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March 2013
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Mar 29th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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thureris: baliset: ain’t no party like a Gatsby party because a Gatsby party don’t stop until at least two people are dead and everyone is disillusioned with the jazz age as a whole Or brittany vomit on a white bed spread
Mar 21st
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